Wojak Rush
The retro crypto marble race. Roll, rugpull, and star-hop your way to the MOON.
Game Features
Everything that makes Wojak Rush a chaotic, strategic race to the moon.
RACE TO THE MOON
Roll, hop, and weave four Wojak tokens clockwise through the star board. First player to fill their MOON wins.
RUGPULL YOUR RIVALS
Land on an opponent's space and send them straight back to their WALLET. No mercy, no undo.
STAR HOPS & CENTRE
Yellow stars let you teleport across the board. Hit the centre hole for the ultimate shortcut — if you dare.
MEME POWER CARDS
Start with three cards like HODL, FOMO, and Diamond Hands. Chain double-rolls to earn more.
Meme Power Cards
Three cards to start. Roll the same number twice in a row to earn another.
Shield a token for one full round.
Add +1 pip to your roll this turn.
Reject the roll and try again.
Force a 6 and keep the momentum.
Free token straight out of the WALLET.
Ready to get rugged?
Pick your colour, choose your opponents, and roll the die. The board is waiting.
How to play Wojak Rush
Eight quick rules to take you from WALLET to MOON.
- 1Choose 2-6 players, human or CPU.
- 2Roll a 1 or 6 to move a Wojak out of WALLET.
- 3Move clockwise around the star track.
- 4Land on rivals to RUGPULL them back to WALLET.
- 5Use yellow stars to hop across the board.
- 6A 1 on a star drops you into the centre shortcut.
- 7Rolling a 6 gives you another roll.
- 8Exact rolls into MOON win the game.
FAQ
Is Wojak Rush free?
Completely. It runs in your browser — no wallet, no signup, no gas fees.
Can I play solo?
Yes. Fill any seat with a CPU degen and race against up to five of them.
Do I need to know Aggravation?
Nope. The rules are the classic marble race, just crypto-pilled. The full guide takes two minutes.
Does my colour matter?
Pick any colour and the board rotates so your WALLET always sits at the bottom.